(a) we live in Key West
(b) it weighs a ton and it was heavy and difficult getting it off
It has been sitting at the side of the house and we have been considering where to put it/how to store it/what to do with it.
Well someone (not me!) came up with a good idea of maybe putting it in the garden as an "art piece" or art installation, or a yard furniture type of thing.
"Yes!" cried I, "car bar!"